Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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