try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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