he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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