too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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