Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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