do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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