Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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