So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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