Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Randomize
