The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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