I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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