Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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