Fuck appropriateness.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Pooping to opera.
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