I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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