i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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