Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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