And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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