Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
