I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you had me at cake vodka
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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