How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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