am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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