The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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