i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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