i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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