Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize