bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
too bad you live with your parents still
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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