I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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