We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize