my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize
