So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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