Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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