Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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