Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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