I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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