I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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