Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm at about main and main street
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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