Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I currently don't understand fingers.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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