the day after is always just damage control
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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