I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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