i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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