Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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