I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
This baby is an asshole
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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