it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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