I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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