Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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