Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
