worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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