At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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