I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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