these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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