sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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