She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
wow bdsm is so cute
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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