Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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