So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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