Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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