somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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