So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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